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Another Bush jokeMarkus Wennrich
- Sat Nov 26 09:42:28 2005
After numerous rounds of: "We don't even know if Osama is still
alive," on Fox TV News, Osama himself decided to send George Bush a
letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.
opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line of coded
Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and her
aides had not a clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could
solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to the NSA. Eventually
they asked Britain's MI-6 for help. Within a minute, MI-6 cabled the
White House with this reply:
"Tell the President he's holding the message upside down."
"Sex is like hacking...you get in, you get out, and you hope you
didn't leave something behind that can be traced back to you!"