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why god never received a PhD

Tobias Henoeckl - Fri Apr 16 21:15:30 2004

Why god never received a PhD:

1.  He had only one major publication.

2.  It was in Hebrew.

3.  It had no references.

4.  It was not published in a refereed journal.

5.  Some even doubt he wrote it by himself.

6.  It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since
    then?

7.  His co-operative efforts have been quite limited.

8.  The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his efforts.

9.  He never applied to the ethics board for permission to use human
    subjects.

10. When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it by drowning his
    subjects.

11. When subjects did not behave as predicted, he deleted them from the
    sample.

12. He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book.

13. Some say he had his son teach the class.

14. He expelled his first two students for learning.

15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed
    his tests.

16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

17. No record of working well with colleagues.


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