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**Tobias Henoeckl** - *Tue Apr 06 22:17:10 2004*

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Mathematical Viewpoint >From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: - What makes 100? - Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? - We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. - How about achieving 103%? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you: A-S-S--K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that: While hardwork and knowledge will get you close and Attitude will get you there, Bullshit and ass kissing will put you over the top!

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