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Are You A Prostitute Or A Consultant?

Markus Wennrich - Fri Aug 09 15:43:24 2002

Are You A Prostitute Or A Consultant?

1. You work very odd hours.

2. You are paid a lot of money to keep your client happy.

3. You are paid well but your pimp gets most of the money.

4. You spend a majority of your time in a hotel room.

5. You charge by the hour but your time can be extended for the right

6. You are not proud of what you do.

7. Creating fantasies for your clients is rewarded.

8. It's difficult to have a family.

9. You have no job satisfaction.

10. If a client beats you up, the pimp just sends youto another

11. You are embarrassed to tell people what you do for a living.

12. People ask you, "What do you do?" and you can't explain it.

13. Your family hardly recognizes you at reunions (at least the
    reunions you attend.)

14. Your friends have distanced themselves from you and you're left
    hanging with only other "professionals."

15. Your client pays for your hotel room plus your hourly rate.

16. Your client always wants to know how much you charge and what they
    get for the money.

17. Your pimp drives nice cars like Mercedes or BMWs.

18. Your pimp encourages drinking and you become addicted to drugs to
    ease the pain of it all.

19. You know the pimp is charging more than you are worth but if the
    client is foolish enough to pay it's not your problem.

20. When you leave to go see a client, you look great,but return
    looking like hell (compare your appearance on Monday AM to Friday PM).

21. You are rated on your "performance" in an excruciating ordeal.

22. Even though you get paid the big bucks, it's the client who walks
    away smiling.

23. The client always thinks your "cut" of your billing rate is higher
    than it actually is, and in turn, expects miracles from you.

24. When you deduct your "take" from your billing rate, you constantly
    wonder if you could get a better deal with another pimp.

25. Everyday you wake up and tell yourself, "I'm not going to be doing
    this stuff the rest of my life."

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