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Honeymoon!Markus `Nick` Wennrich
- Thu Feb 22 14:46:06 2001
A Mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a
short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex
life would get startet, she made them all promise to send a postcard
from the honeymoon with a few words on how martial sex felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The
card said nothing but "Nescafe". Mom was puzzled at first, but then went
to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good til the last
drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and
the card read: "Benson & Hedges". Mom now knew to go straight to her
husbands' cigarettes, and she read from the Benson & Hedges pack: "Extra
long. King Size". She was again slightly embarrased but still happy for
The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited for a
week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing.
Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with
shaky hand were the words "British Airwais". Mom took out her latest
Harper's Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst,
and finally found the ad for BA. The ad said: "Three times a day, seven
days a week, both ways."
Mom fainted ...
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