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25 reasons why alcohol should be served at work...Zoran Zimmermann
- Mon Feb 19 10:12:26 2001
25 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK...
1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It reduces stress.
3. It leads to more honest communications.
4. It reduces complaints about low pay.
5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.
6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management
wants to hear.
7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.
8. It encourages carpooling.
9. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't
10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
11. It makes fellow employees look better.
12. It makes vending machine food taste better.
13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
15. Suddenly, burping during a meeting isn't so embarrassing.
16. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the
17. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
18. Everyone agrees they work better after they've had a couple of
19. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch
20. Increases the chance of seeing your boss naked.-SCARY!
21. It promotes foreign relations with the former Soviet Union.
22. The janitor's closet will finally have a use.
23. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
24. Sitting on the copy machine will no longer be seen as "gross."!
25. Babbling and mumbling incoherently will be common, not just
restricted to the higher ups.