Bush

Bush wins the election. He and Cheney are having lunch at a diner near the
White House. Cheney orders the "Heart-Healthy" salad. Bush leans over to the
waitress and says 
"Honey, could I have a quickie?" 
She's horrified!  She says,
"Mr. President, I thought your administration would bring a new era of moral
rectitude to the White House. Now I see I was wrong and I'm sorry I voted for
you," 
and she marches off.  Cheney leans over and says 
"George, I think it's pronounced 'QUICHE' ".