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Yes, I'm a B.I.T.C.H.

Wolfgang Schemmel - Mon Nov 20 13:24:35 2000

Von meiner Schwester:


Three guys, a lady and myself were sitting at the bar 
talking about our professions.

The first guy says "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E., you know....
Young,
Urban,
Professional,
Peaceful,
Intelligent,
Ecologist"

The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K., you know....
Double,
Income,
No
Kids"

The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B., you know...
Rich,
Urban,
Biker"

They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?"
She replies: "I'm a WIFE, you know....
Wash,
Iron,
Fuck,
Etcetera"

Then, they suddenly look at me and immediately I said...
I'm a BITCH....!!
What does a Bitch mean?
BABE
IN
TOTAL
CONTROL of
HERSELF

So ladies, next time somebody calls you a
Bitch...........

SMILE...........And say Thank You!!!!!!!!




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