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Bills clock in heaven

Zoran Zimmermann - Tue Oct 31 23:09:37 2000

>>Hillary Clinton died and went to  heaven. As she stood in front of 
>>Peter at the Pearly  Gates, she saw a HUGE wall of clocks behind him.
>>She asked, "What are the reasons for all those clocks?"
>>St. Peter answered,  "Those are Lie-Clocks. ... Everyone on Earth has

>>Lie-Clock.  Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
>>"Oh,"  said Hillary, "whose clock is that?"
>>"That's Mother Teresa's.  The hands have never moved, indicating that
>>she has never told a  lie in all her long life."
>>"And whose clock is that?", said  Hillary.
>>"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice,
>>telling us that Honest Abe only told 2 lies in his entire life."
>>"Where's Bill's clock?" Hillary  asked.
>>"Bill's clock is in Jesus' office.  He's using it as a ceiling fan.

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