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Viagra Virus Alert!

Zoran Zimmermann - Thu Sep 07 16:25:26 2000

Viagra Virus Alert!


      Be on the lookout for the following viruses:
      CLINTON VIRUS - Gives you a 7 Inch Hard Drive with NO memory.

      VIAGRA VIRUS - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.

      LEWINSKY VIRUS   - Sucks all the memory out of your computer,
e-mails everyone about what it did.

      MIKE TYSON VIRUS - Quits after two bytes.

      OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS - Your 10 Gigabyte hard drive suddenly
shrinks to 4 Gig, then slowly expands to 7 Gig.

      DR. JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS - Deletes all old files.

      ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS - Disks can no longer be inserted.

      TITANIC VIRUS   - Your whole computer goes down, (hmm sounds
kind of like the Lewinsky Virus.)

      DISNEY VIRUS - Everything in your computer goes Goofy.

      PROZAC VIRUS - Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't
care.

      JOEY BUTTAFUCO VIRUS - Only attacks minor files.

      ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS - Terminates some files, leaves, but
IT WILL BE BAAAAACK.

      LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch
floppy, then discards it through Windows.
(See attached file: att1.htm)




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