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Season's greetings!!!

Wolfgang Schemmel - Fri Dec 24 02:17:43 1999

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best 
wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, 
low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the 
winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable 
traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or 
secular practices of your choice, with respect for the 
religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or 
their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at 
all.  May you have a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, 
and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the 
generally accepted calendar year 2000, but not without due 
respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose 
contributions to society have helped make the world great, and 
without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, 
religious faith, choice of computer platform, camera system, or 
sexual orientation of the wishee.  By accepting this greeting, 
you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to 
clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no 
alteration to the  original greeting. It implies no promise by 
the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for 
her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and 
is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is 
warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of 
good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of 
a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and 
warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a 
new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.  

In other words, merry Christmas and a happy new year, new
century and new millennium (millennium issue debatable).

Wolfgang Schemmel                                       w69@pobox.com
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