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spatzenegger - Thu Nov 04 17:31:49 1999

>A guy is sunbathing in the nude and a little girl
>comes along, so he covers himself with a newspaper he
>is reading.  The girl came up to him and asked, "What
>do you have under the newspaper, mister?"
>"A little bird," the guy says.
>The little girl walks away and starts playing not too
>far off.  The guy falls asleep.  Next thing the guy
>wakes up in a hospital in serious pain.  When the
>Police asked him what happened, the guy replied, "I
>don't know.  I was lying on the beach, this girl
>asked about my privates, and the next thing I know is
>I'm here."
>Police went back to the beach, found the girl, and
>asked her "What did you do to that naked fellow?"
>After a pause, the girl replied, "To him?  Nothing!  I
>was playing with the bird and it spit on me, so I
>broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on