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Markus `Nick` Wennrich - Wed Sep 29 13:39:00 1999

A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching
the friend, he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?"
"My mother died in June," he said,
"and left me $10,000."

"Gee, that's tough," he replied.
"Then in July," the friend continued, "My father died, leaving me $50,000."
"Wow.  Two parents gone in two months.
No wonder you're depressed."
"And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000."
"Three close family members lost in three months???  How sad!!!"
"Then this month,..." continued, the friend, "Nothing!  Not a single dime!"