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fast beer

Markus Wennrich - Thu Jul 15 09:05:14 1999

A man comes to a bar and yells:
"QUICK!!!! Give me a glass of beer!!! Before IT gets started!!!"
A bartender goes:
"What started?! What are you talking about?!"
"No questions. Just give me the beer, faster!!!"
He drinks the beer and screams again:
"One more, hurry up!!! Before it gets started!!!"
"What started?!"
"Nevermind!!! Give me my beer!!!"
He drinks the second glass and continues:
"Third glass!!! Faster!!! before it gets started!!! Do it!!!"
Finally, the bartender asks:"Hey, pal. Are you gonna pay?!"
And the man goes:
"Damn!  It's started..."

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