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On The Road AgainMarkus Wennrich
- Wed Jul 14 14:10:13 1999
(morgue = Leichenschauhaus)
This guy wants to be a proctologist, and he wants to be a really good
proctologist, so he decides to go down to the morgue after class and
practice a little. Well, he uncovers the first guy and there is a cork in
his butt! He thinks it's a little strange, so he pulls it out and music
starts playing! "...On the road again, just can't wait to get on the road
again..." The guy really freaks out! He runs and gets the M.A. and drags
the poor guy back to the table. "Look!" he says, and pulls the cork out
again, ". . . On the road again . . ." The M.A. is totally unimpressed...
"So what?" he says. "Isn't that the most amazing thing you've ever seen?"
the guy asked. "Are you kidding?" says the M.A. "Any asshole can sing
Elwood Blues: Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail us now!