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On The Road Again

Markus Wennrich - Wed Jul 14 14:10:13 1999

(morgue = Leichenschauhaus)

This guy wants to be a proctologist, and he wants to be a really good 
proctologist, so he decides to go down to the morgue after class and 
practice a little.  Well, he uncovers the first guy and there is a cork in 
his butt!  He thinks it's a little strange, so he pulls it out and music 
starts playing! "...On the road again, just can't wait to get on the road 
again..." The guy really freaks out! He runs and gets the M.A. and drags 
the poor guy back to the table. "Look!" he says, and pulls the cork out 
again, ". . . On the road again . . ." The M.A. is totally unimpressed... 
"So what?" he says. "Isn't that the most amazing thing you've ever seen?" 
the guy asked. "Are you kidding?" says the M.A. "Any asshole can sing 
country music!"   

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