mirror

Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where, in the Ladies Room 
there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and 
tells the truth, one is granted a wish. However, if one tells a lie -- 
*poof* -- you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen 
again. 
Sooooo, A redhead of questionable looks walks into the Ladies Room and 
stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman 
in the world." -- *poof* The mirror swallows her. Next a rather large 
brunette stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the sexiest woman 
alive." -- *poof* The mirror swallows her. Then an absolutely gorgeous 
blond comes in and stands before the  
mirror and says, "I think...." -- *poof*


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