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The Bum

Markus Wennrich - Fri May 07 08:36:52 1999

A bum asks a man for two dollars.
The man asked, "Will you buy booze?"
The bum said, "No."
The man asked, "Will you gamble it away?"
The bum said, "No."
Then the man asked, "Will you come home with me so my wife can see what
happens to a man who doesn't drink or gamble?"

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Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.