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Irish Joke

Markus Wennrich - Tue Apr 27 09:39:56 1999

Two Irish men walk into a pet shop. Right away they go over to the exotic 
bird section.  Ger says to Pat "Dats dem". The clerk comes over and asks 
if he can help them.  "Yea , we'll take four of dem dere birds in dat cage 
up dere" says  Ger, "Put dem in a peerper bag". The clerk does and the two 
guys leave the shop. They get into Ger's van and drive for two hours until 
they are high up in the hills and stop at the face of a cliff with a 500 
foot drop.  "Dis look loike a good place, eh?" says Ger.  "Oh yea, dis 
look good" replies Pat. They flip a coin and Ger wins the toss.  "Hail 
fockin Mary, I guess I get to go first, eh boy?" says Ger. He then takes 
two birds out of the bag, places them on his shoulders and jumps off the 
cliff. Pat watches as his mate drops off the edge and goes straight down 
for a few seconds followed by a "SPLAT". As Pat looks over the cliff he 
shakes hishead and says, "Fock dat, dis budgie jumping is too fockin 
dangerous for me !  

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