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pensioner couple

Markus Wennrich - Fri Mar 12 14:20:29 1999

There's a pensioner couple on holiday, back in the place where they first 
met. They're sitting in the pub and he says to her, "remember our first 
time together, almost fifty years ago? We went round the corner to the gas 
works. You leaned against the fence and I gave you one from behind". 
"Yes",she says, "I remember it well". "OK", he says, "how about taking a 
stroll round there and I'll give you one for old times sake". "Sounds like 
a good idea", she answers.  

There's a chap sitting at the next table listening to all this having a 
chuckle to himself, and he thinks, I've got to see this, two pensioners 
having sex against the gas works fence. So he follows them. They get to 
the gas works, she lifts her skirt, takes her knickers down and leans 
against the fence. He takes her from behind and goes hell for leather like 
an eighteen year old.  

The other chap is peeping round the corner at this, thinking, fuck's 
sake,he can't half go for a pensioner. After about forty minutes the old 
couple finish and get their clothes back on. The guy watching thinks, that 
was amazing, he was going like a train. I've got to ask him what his 
secret is.  

As the couple pass the chap says, "That was something else, you must have 
been shagging for about forty minutes. How do you manage it, is there some 
sort of secret?" "No, there's no secret", the man says, "but fifty years 
ago that fence wasn't electrified".  

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