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A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem 
with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. My farts never smell 
and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted,at least 20 times 
since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I  was farting 
because they don't smell and are silent." The doctor says, "I see, take 
these pills and come back to see me next week." The next week the lady 
comes back. "Doctor," she says,   "I don't know what the heck you gave me, 
but now my farts...although   still   silent...stink terribly." The doctor 
says, "Good, now that we've cleared up your sinuses,   let's work on your 
hearing."  


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