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If you love someone

Markus Wennrich - Fri Feb 19 08:32:17 1999


If you love someone

This is the original version ............
*If you love someone,
*Set her free...
*If she comes back, she's yours,
*If she doesn't, she never was....

The New Versions.....

Pessimist:
*If you love someone,
*Set her free ...
*If she ever comes back, she's yours,
*If she doesn't, as expected, she never was...

Optimist:
*If you love someone,
*Set her free ...
*Don't worry, she will come back.

Suspicious:
*If you love someone,
*Set her free ...
*If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Go-getter:
*If you love someone,
*Set her free ...
*If she comes back, she's yours,
*If she doesn't, go get her !

Hunter:
*If you love someone,
*Set her free ...
*Don't even wait whether she comes back, go hunt her down!

Impatient:
*If you love someone,
*Set her free ...
*If she doesn't comes back within some time, forget her.

C++ Programmer:
*if(you-love(m_she))
*m_she->free()
*if(m_she == NULL)
*m_she = new CShe;

Possessive:
*If you love someone,
*Set her free? NEVER!

Paranoid:
*If you love someone,
*When you let her go, she'll be out to get you.

Fascist:
*If you love someone,
*Set her free..
*She WILL come back or be shot.
*She WILL be yours or be shot.



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Data: I think I speak on behalf of the entire crew when I say "To hell
with our orders."


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