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Drunk again ...

Markus Wennrich - Thu Feb 18 13:28:50 1999

An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally 
said that the bar is closing. So the Irishman stood up to leave and fell 
flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time; same result. He figured 
he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him 
up. Once outside he stood up and fell flat on his face. So he decided to 
crawl the 4 blocks to his home. When he arrived at the door he stood up 
and again fell flat on his face. He crawled through the door and into his 
bedroom. When he reached his bed he tried one more time to stand up. This 
time he managed to pull himself upright, but he quickly fell right into 
bed and is sound asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow. He was 
awakened the next morning to his wife standing over him, shouting, "So, 
you've been out drinking again!!"  
"What makes you say that?" he asked, putting on an innocent look.  
"The pub called-you left your wheelchair there again."  

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