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Drunk again ...
Markus Wennrich -
Thu Feb 18 13:28:50 1999
An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally
said that the bar is closing. So the Irishman stood up to leave and fell
flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time; same result. He figured
he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him
up. Once outside he stood up and fell flat on his face. So he decided to
crawl the 4 blocks to his home. When he arrived at the door he stood up
and again fell flat on his face. He crawled through the door and into his
bedroom. When he reached his bed he tried one more time to stand up. This
time he managed to pull himself upright, but he quickly fell right into
bed and is sound asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow. He was
awakened the next morning to his wife standing over him, shouting, "So,
you've been out drinking again!!"
"What makes you say that?" he asked, putting on an innocent look.
"The pub called-you left your wheelchair there again."
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