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Markus Wennrich - Tue Feb 02 09:13:28 1999

The Accident

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident, and it's a bad one. Both 
of their cars are totally demolished. Amazingly, neither of them are hurt. 
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man, 
that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's 
nothing left but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God 
that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest 
of our days."  

The man replied, "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from 

The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is 
completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God 
wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."  

She then hands the bottle to the man. The man shakes his head in 
agreement, opens it and takes several swigs from the bottle and then hands 
it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap 
back on, and hands it back to the man.  

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think 
I'll just wait for the police..."  

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