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Things To Say When Caught Napping At Your Desk

Markus Wennrich - Wed Jan 27 08:54:46 1999

(to nap = schlafen, schlummern)

Things To Say When Caught Napping At Your Desk....  

15. "They told me at the blood bank that this might happen."  

14. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last 
management course that you sent me to."  

13. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper."  

12. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and 
envisioning a new paradigm!"  

11. "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"  

10. "I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance."  

9. "Actually doing a 'Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan' (Sleep)that 
I learned at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend."  

8. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related 
stress. Are you discriminatory towards people who practice Yoga?"  

7. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to 
our biggest problem."  

6. "The coffee machine is broke..."  

5. "Someone must have put decaff in the wrong pot."  

4. "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"  

3. "Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!" 

2. "I wasn't sleeping. I was trying to pick up my contact lens without 
using my hands."   

And The #1 Best Thing To Say If You Get Caught Napping At Your Desk:  

1. "AMEN."  

nick@roses.de                   http://www.roses.de/~nick/

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