[Thread Prev][Thread Next]   >Date Index >Thread Index

Van Gogh

Markus Wennrich - Wed Jan 20 12:44:09 1999


After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist
Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives.  Among them were:

His obnoxious brother...............................Please Gogh 
His dizzy aunt .....................................Verti Gogh 
The brother who ate prunes..........................Gotta Gogh 
The brother who worked at a convenience store.......Stopn Gogh 
The grandfather from Yugoslavia.....................U Gogh
The brother who bleached his clothes white..........Hue Gogh
The cousin from Illinois............................Chica Gogh
His magician uncle..................................Wherediddy Gogh
His Mexican cousin..................................Amee Gogh 
The Mexican cousin's American half brother..........Grin Gogh 
The nephew who drove a stage coach .................Wellsfar Gogh 
The constipated uncle ..............................Cant Gogh 
The ballroom dancing aunt...........................Tan Gogh  
The bird lover uncle................................Flamin Gogh  
His nephew psychoanalyst............................E Gogh 
The fruit loving cousin.............................Man Gogh 
An aunt who taught positive thinking................Wayto Gogh 
The little bouncy nephew............................Po Gogh 
A sister who loved disco............................Go Gogh 
And his niece who travels the country in a van......Winnie Bay Gogh


-- 
nick@roses.de                   http://www.roses.de/~nick/

Latinum isn't the only thing that shines. (Ferengi ROA 11)


Next: