Continuing Education Classes for Women

Continuing Education Classes for Women

1.  Combating the Imelda Marcos Syndrome:
    You Do Not Need New Shoes Everyday.

2.  Communication Skills:
    Tears-The Last Resort, Not the First.

3.  Silence, the Final Frontier:
    Where No Woman Has Gone Before.

4.  The Undiscovered Side of Banking:
    Making Deposits.

5.  Parties: Going Without New Outfits.

6.  Bathroom Etiquette I:
    Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.

7.  Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor Is His.

8.  Valuation: Just Because It's Not Important to You . . .

9.  Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up.

10. Advanced Parking: Reversing Into A Space.

11. Overcoming Anal Retentive Behavior:
    Leaving the Towels on the Floor.

12. Cooking: How Not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People.

13. Compliments:  Accepting Them Gracefully.

14. Integrating Your Laundry:  Washing It All Together.

15. Sex: It's For Married Couples Too.

16. "Do These Jeans Make My Butt Look Big?"
    Learning Why Men Lie.


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