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How to Identify where a Driver is From

Markus Wennrich - Fri Jan 15 11:01:24 1999

* One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago

* One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York

* One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on
accelerator: Boston

* One hand on wheel, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator:
California.  With gun in lap: L.A.

* Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: 
 Ohio, but driving in California.

* Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to
talk to someone in back seat: Italy

* One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on
brake, mind on game: Seattle

* One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both 
feet being on the accelerator and both on the brake, throwing a McDonalds 
bag out the window: Texas city male  

* One hand on wheel, one hand hanging out the window, keeping speed 
steadily at 70mph, driving down the center of the road unless coming 
around a blind curve, in which case they are on the left side of the road: 
Texas country male  

* One hand constantly refocusing the rear-view mirror to show different 
angles of the BIG hair, one hand going between mousse, brush, and rat-tail 
to keep the helmet hair going, both feet on the accelerator, poodle 
steering the car, chrome .38 revolver with mother of pearl inlaid handle 
in the glove compartment: Texas female  

* Four wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans 
on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: West Virginia  

* Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above window level, 
driving 35 on the interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: 

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