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Golfing

Markus Wennrich - Fri Nov 13 09:44:30 1998

Moses, Jesus, and an old man are golfing.  Moses steps up to the 
tee and hits the ball.  It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in 
the water trap.

Moses parts the water and chips the ball onto the green.  Jesus 
steps to the tee and hits the ball.  It goes sailing over the fairway 
and lands in the water trap. Jesus walks on the water and chips 
the ball onto the green.

The old man steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing 
over the fairway and heads for the water trap, a fish jumps up and 
grabs the ball inits mouth.  As the fish is falling back down into the 
water, an eagle swoops down and grabs the fish in its claws. The 
eagle flies off over the green, where a lightning bolt shoots from 
the sky and barely misses it.

Startled, the eagle drops the fish.  When the fish hits the ground, 
the ball pops out of its mouth and rolls into the hole for a hole-in-
one. Jesus then turns to the old man and says "Dad, if you don't 
stop fucking around, we won't bring you next time."

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"For the Kazon, live ammunition is a very effective teaching tool." Neelix (Initiations)


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