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The Surgery

Markus Wennrich - Mon Sep 28 10:53:32 1998


A surgeon went to check on his very famous patient after an 
operation. She was awake, so he examined her. "You'll be fine," he 

She asked, "How long will it be before I am able to have a normal 
sex life again doctor?"  The surgeon seemed to pause, which 
alarmed the girl.
"What's the matter Doctor? I will be alright, won't I?"

He replied, "Yes, you'll be fine, Miss Lewinsky.It's just that no one 
has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out."

(tonsils = Mandeln)

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