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- Fri Sep 11 17:36:14 1998
A doctor started having an affair with his nurse, and shortly after
this started, she announced that she had become pregnant.
Not wanting his wife to find out, he gave her a large amount of
money and asked her to go out of the country, to Germany, to wait
out the pregnancy and have the baby over there.
"But, how will you know when our baby is born?" she asked.
Well", he said, "After you've had the baby, just send me a post
card and write 'sauerkraut' on the back".
Not knowing what else to do, she took the money and went off to
Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him
at his office. "Dear, you received a very strange post card in the
mail today", she explained.
"I don't understand what it means!"
"Just wait till I get home and I'll read it," he replied.
Later that evening, the doctor came home and read his post card
which said: "SAUERKRAUT, SAUERKRAUT, SAUERKRAUT;
TWO WITH WIENERS, ONE WITHOUT!"
Instinct plus opportunity equals profit. (Ferengi ROA 9)