Blonde Joke

A blonde lady walks into the doctor's office.
She says, "Doctor, I hurt and ache all over."
Doctor says, "How do you mean 'you hurt all over'.  Could you be a 
bit more specific?" She touches her forearm and says, "Ouch, that 
hurts." She touches her knee and says, "Ow, that hurts." She 
touches behind her neck nd says, "Ouch, that really hurts." So, 
the doctor does some tests. After bit, the doctor says, "You're a 
true blonde, aren't you?" She says, "Oh, why yes I am. Why?" 
"Because, you're finger's broken."


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A woman wanted the inside of her house painted, and she called a
contractor to help her. They gradually move through the house as 
she describes the color scheme she wants. She says, "Now in the 
living room, I'd like to have a neutral beige, very soft, very warm." 
The contractor nods, pulls out his notepad, and writes down her 
instructions. Then he goes to the window, leans out and yells, 
"Green side up!" The woman is most perplexed, but she lets it 
slide.

They wander to the next room. She remarks, "In the dining room, 
I'd like a light white-not stark, but very bright and airy." The 
contractor nods, pulls out his notepad and writes down her 
instructions. He again goes to the window, leans out and yells, 
"Green side up!" The woman becomes even more perplexed, but 
she still lets it slide again. They wander farther along.  She says, 
"In the bedroom I'd like blue restful, peaceful, cool blue." The 
contractor nods, writes down her words. He goes to the window,
leans out and yells, "Green side up!" This was too much! The 
woman had to ask. "Every time I tell you a color, you write it down, 
but then you yell out the window 'Green side up'.  What on earth 
does that mean?" The contractor shakes his head and says, "I 
have four blondes laying sod across the street."

(sod = Rasen, Rasenstueck)

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