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Hans Maurer - Thu Sep 03 20:51:06 1998

Two engineers were standing in the park.  One had a new bike.  The other
said, "Nice bike, how much?"  The first said, "It's was free."  The
asked, "Wow, how did you get it for free?"  The one with the bike said,
"Yesterday, a beautiful girl rode up on this bike, took off all her
and told me I could have anything I wanted."  The other engineer said,
"Good move!  Her clothes wouldn't have fit you anyway."