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Fun: NUN

Markus Wennrich - Thu Sep 03 12:00:18 1998

A nun gets into a cab and the cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question 
to ask you but I don't want to offend you."

She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me.  When you're 
as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a 
chance to see and hear just about everything.  I'm sure that there's 
nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

The cabbie replies, "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun 
perform oral sex on me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: 1) you 
have to be single and 2) you must be Catholic."  The cab driver is 
very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"

The nun says, "O.K., pull into the next alley."  He does and the nun
fulfills his fantasy.  But when they get back on the road, the cab 
driver starts crying.

"My dear child, why are you crying?"

"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned.  I lied, I must confess.  I'm
married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to 
a Halloween party."

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