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WG: Bill die Dritte (fwd)

Christian Schurr - Thu Aug 06 13:22:26 1998

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Date: Tue, 4 Aug 1998 13:41:17 +0200 (METDST)
From: Gernot Bauer <user8841@eikon.tum.de>
Subject: WG: Bill die Dritte (fwd)

> Three male programmers were in the bathroom standing at the urinals.
> The first programmer finishes and walks over to the sink to wash his
> hands. He then proceeds to dry his hands very carefully. He uses paper
> towel after paper towel and ensures that every single spot of water on
> his hands is dried. Turning to the other two, he says, "At Microsoft,
> we are trained to be extremely thorough."
> The second programmer finishes his task at the urinal and he
> proceeds to wash his hands.  He uses a single paper towel and makes
> sure that he dries his hands using every available portion of the
> paper towel. He turns and says, "At Intel not only are we trained to
> be extremely thorough but we are also trained to be extremely
> efficient."
> The third programmer finished and walks straight for the door,
> shouting over his shoulder: "At SUN we don't piss on our hands."