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Long Live Europe!

Markus Wennrich - Thu Jun 18 17:20:15 1998

Cultural differences:

There is a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere
where  the following people are stranded:
 * 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
 * 2 French men and 1 French woman
 * 2 German men and 1 German woman
 * 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
 * 2 English men and 1 English woman
 * 2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
 * 2 Swedish men and 1 Swedish woman
 * 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman >

One month later on this beautiful deserted island in the middle
of nowhere ....
 * The 1 Italian man killed the other for the Italian woman
 * The 2 French men and the French woman are living happily
    together in a "menage a trois"
 * The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they
    alternate  with the German woman
* The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek
    woman  is cleaning and cooking for them
* The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to
    the English woman
* The Bulgarian men took one look at the endless ocean, one look
    at the woman and started swimming.
* The two Swedish men are contemplating the virtues of suicide
    while the woman keeps on bitching about her body being her own
    and the true nature of feminism.  But at least it's not snowing
    and the taxes are low.
* The Irish began by dividing their island Northside-Southside
    and setting up a distillery. They don't remember if sex is in
    the picture, cause it gets sort of foggy after the first few
    litres of coconut-whiskey, but at least they know the English
    aren't getting any...