Superman

Superman

Superman was feeling bored after a long break of crime 
fighting and wanted to go out and party so he called Batman 
to ask if he wanted to go to a club & pick up some girls. 
Batman said Robin was ill and he had to look after him.
A little disappointed Superman called Spiderman to see if 
he fancied a few beers. Spiderman told him he had a date 
with Catwoman.
As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonderwoman's 
apartment to see if she was free. As he landed on her 
balcony, he saw Wonderwoman naked on the bed with her legs 
open. Superman thought himself "I'm faster than a speeding 
bullet, I could be in there, have sex and out again before 
she knew what was happening." So Superman did his super
thing in a split second and flies of happily.
Meanwhile on the bed, Wonderwoman said "Did you hear 
anything?" "No!" said the Invisible Man, "But my ass hurts 
like hell!"