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The Amish and The Elevator

Markus Wennrich - Mon Mar 02 09:31:59 1998

Erster Test :-)


The Amish and The Elevator
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by 
almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that 
could move apart and back together again.
The boy asked his father, "What is this, Father?" The father [never having 
seen an elevator] responded "Son, I have never seen anything like this in 
my life, I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a 
wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls 
opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.

The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights 
with numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles 
light up in the reverse direction.

The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24-year-old woman stepped out. 
The father said to his son, "Go get your mother."

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